Terrorists are my bitches!
My extreme condolences to the families of all those hurt or killed in the car bombing in Mombasa. I hope the organizers of the attack die slow, painful, humiliating deaths. I don't make light of their losses. But the attempted rocket attack on the El Al flight? Concerning this, I have simple observations. Timeline:

1) Jackass terrorists try to hit jet with shoulder-fired rocket, in order to spread mass horror/impress jihad-loving chicks.
2) Terrorists don't really know what they're doing, and their would-be"coordinated strike" ends up looking like a monkey trying to fuck a football.
3) Fares on El Al drop. Johnny, unimpressed, gets a cheaper flight to Nairobi.

I've been dreaming of going to Africa my whole life. These assholes aren't going to take any of that experience away from me.