I've got nothing to offer you all today, except this: dork websites are reporting that Governor Howard Dean had a roll in the 1984 film "Ninja III: The Domination."
This should seal the Democratic nomination for Dean. At the very least, he now has an excuse to release unbelievably cool commercials on the populace. If I were in a primary state, and if I were a registered Democrat, and if there were no packages arriving from Amazon on voting day, I'd get off my ass and vote for him just for this.
I and my fellow 13-year old buddies watched a lot of bad ninja movies around 1989. For pure craptackularity The Domination stands out. Also: There was a scene where a cop and the Ninja Babe make out and, in the throes of passion, the Ninja Babe pours V8 all over herself.
Perfect adolescent fare: We derided the whole idea of slurping V8 off a lady, and then in the awkward pause that followed, we waited for someone to mention what you're obviously supposed to drink off a lady.
I think after some extended bluffing, we all agreed that Budweiser would be the way to go.
