(No one I knew, don't worry.)
"I'm getting to be a real snot."
"You?"
"I was at a baby shower the other day, and I couldn't help looking at the diaper bag. Red nylon."
"You're repulsive."
"I know. Lisa pointed out the bag out to me and said 'Ooh, that's Donna Karen.' I gave her a look and told her, 'No, Donna Karen does not make bags that look like that.'"
"You're evil."
