I had a dream last night that I was flying from Kenya to New York by way of Amsterdam, going home to see the Bacon Tendercrisp.

But while I'm waiting to catch my connection flight in Amsterdam, I realize that I left my passport in Kenya. They won't let me into the states. I am an idiot.

I know it makes no sense that I would have gotten this far in my trip without a passport. But: any idea what the hell this means?