Raul's Wild Kingdom

Chad Johnson plowed into an animal and is using it in his next touchdown dance:

"On the highway, I hit a deer," Johnson said Tuesday, insisting he was serious and that the animal wasn't hurt. "I kept him. He's at home in the garage. I'm going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He's a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it."

I don't care what sport you follow, you're team doesn't compare. Does your team augment the ugliest uniform in sport by inviting a cracked out Bootzilla to stomp around the sidelines? Jump on the freakwagon, fools.