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"You don't get headlines when a coal miner at a nonunion mine in eastern Kentucky dies," he said. "But The Courier-Journal would notice. Who is going to fill that void?"
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One group not weeping over the loss of the Hazard bureau is the coal industry. Bill K. Caylor, president of the Kentucky Coal Association, which lobbies in Frankfort on behalf of coal operators, said there was little need for the paper's presence in eastern Kentucky because the industry had cleaned up its act.

Chevy -> levee.

Levee: dry.

Whisky, rye.

Die.