"What are you writing about?"
"The new Tarantino movie."
"Which one?"
"It hasn't come out yet."
"Have I heard of it?"
"No."
"Is it a secret?"
"Jesus."
"Did you know the only actor anybody knows in the Transformers movie is Josh Duhmel?"
"Why would you want anyone recognizable in the Transformers movie?"
"I don't know. I'm just saying, he's the only one in that movie."
"Who the hell is Josh Duhmel? Why are you putting this information in my brain?"
"He's on that show. Las Vegas. He's dating Fergie. Not the Queen, the Fergalicious one."
"Fergie isn't the Quee-God dammit!"
