FanHouse: Fri. AM 'What Did Agassi Sell?' Edition

Last night we looked at LeBron: How his comments about his $150 shoes make Starbury look classy, how is freakshow mansion is annoying Ohio neighbors, and how much New York strippers seem to like him.

We also wondered irresponsibly about what kind of dirt Andre Agassi had to dish to earn a $5 million book deal.

And we noted that, if Donovan leaves Florida, he may have Saban-type problems with things he's already said.

Lastly, we unveiled College Eye for the NFL Guy, in which our NCAA football writers politely disagree with the judgements of various NFL scouts. This one should be fun.

Tennis:

Babs, Brooke, Look Out: $5 Million Book Deal for Andre Agassi

Soccer:
Czech Soccer Team Knows How to Get Over a Loss

America's Most Popular Soccer Team? Mexico

NFL:
Joe Buck Was Not as Important to You as Fox Thought
Why are the Redskins Talking to JaMarcus Russell?

Troy Smith Not Impressed With Microsoft Word Printouts

Is Green the New Brown?

Is Marshall Faulk the Next Ozzie Newsome?

Adolf in Blue? Tom Coughlin Says He's Second to Hitler

Bobby Petrino: Michael Vick Can Complete 65% of Passes

Derrick Brooks is the Anti-Pacman

NBA:
LeBron Unwinds at Strip Club After Cavs' Loss
LeBron James vs. Stephon Marbury: The $150 Shoe vs. the $15 Shoe
LeBron's New House Is Already Causing Problems
Kobe Better Than Jordan? Yeah, Right
Tex Winter on Kobe and Jordan
Dirk Sings 'Start Me Up' in the Shower
Desmond Mason Is a Shooting Guard Who Can't and Won't Shoot
Baron Davis Wants More Black People at UCLA

MLB:
Jimmy Rollins Feels Disrespected, Wants Hardware
Kenny Rogers May Have a Blood Clot
The Dugout: New York To Love Alex Rodriguez

Kenny Rogers Is Already Tired

Cubs Send Mark Prior Down To Triple-A

Craig Biggio Is Planning His Farewell Tour

Congress's DirectTV Pleas Fall On Deaf Ears

Where Will Ichiro Suzuki Finish the Season?

Ozzie Guillen Has No Regard for Jim Leyland

Steak Dinner's on Barry Zito

NCAA BB:
Florida Has the Fans and Bucks to Keep Donovan
Donovan to Recruits: "I'm Staying at Florida"
West Virginia Wins NIT; Frank Young Owns New York
Baron Davis Wants More Black People at UCLA

UCLA's Path to the Final Four Unfair?

Georgia Will Soon Be Sick of Jim Nantz

Vanderbilt's Kevin Stallings Top Candidate at Michigan?

NCAA Football:

Penn State Would Like Another 40 Bucks, Please

College Eye for the NFL Guy: Joe Thomas
God Hates Zack Bowman, Smites Him With Brittle Knees
Chizik Says No Player Guaranteed a Starting Spot, Hoping Superstars Fall from the Sky

QB Hoping Duke Forgives That Little Plagiarism Thing

Favre Visits Miss. State Practice

NASCAR:
Just How Much Does the TV Broadcast Miss?
Gordon Poised to Catch Intimidator in the Record Books

Georgetown's Gaughan Carries School Spirit to Martinsville