FanHouse: Thurs. AM 'Ice Girls' Edition

What to hype? On the one hand, I could lead with our excellent Masters coverage which, I'm sorry, may swiftly be turning into the best golf blog on the web.

On this other hand, we have the hockey blogosphere's (utterly one-sided) debate about fighting and the (surprisingly multi-faceted) debate about the NHL's ice girls.

And even though the Trademarked Month of Madness is over, we still have to live in a world where, as MJD writes, 'John Beilein has been known to put a high value on character, (but) Bob Huggins has been known to put a high value on liquor.'

Whatever. As long as it distracts from Barry Bonds' first 2007 homer or Larry David's picks for the NFL draft, I won't be actively unhappy.

Masters:
Player Weighs in on Nicklaus vs. Woods
The Masters Song
Brett Quigley Has a Lot to Play For

Mickelson to Carry Two Drivers at Augusta ... Again

Cold Weather, Rain, Could Narrow List of Masters Contenders

Billy Payne Gives You Another Reason to Goof Off at the Office

It's More than Length that Makes Augusta Tough

A Practice Round Like No Other

Phil OK Being Second to Tiger; That's Why He Always Will Be

MLB:
Barry Bonds Is in the HR Column

Manny Ramirez: Baseball Slugger and Wine Connoisseur

Cardinals Survive Rough Plane Ride Home
Jay Buhner Got Handsy With Some Mariners
Cops Punished For Using Confiscated World Series Tickets

Mark Mallory Will Try Pitching Again

Dontrelle Willis and Friends Made It Rain in Spring Training

Don't Let Frank Thomas Tuck Your Kids in at Night

Giants Won't Be Hyping Barry Bonds' Chase

NHL:
Not Breaking News: Liberals, Women, French -- Relatively Wussy
Don Cherry: Fighting for Fighting in the NHL
Do the Rangers Hate the Ice Girls?
More on the Ice Girls

Searching for Cam Ward

Never Look Inside Another Man's iPod

Breaking Down the NHL Calder Race

Mrs. Gretzky Strikes Back at the Media

Hockey Fight of the Day
Was Mario Holding the Pens Back?

Drugs and Pillows:

17 Pounds Of Pot Delivered To Duke Dorm Room

Pillow Fight League Signs Television Deal

Tennis:

Maria Shrapova Conveniently Becomes Injured

NFL:
Pacman Jones to Roger Goodell: 'I Am Smart'
Reggie Bush Not Banned From Playboy Mansion

Goodell's Lifetime Ban Idea: A Great Idea

New NFL Policy Could Include Lifetime Bans

College Eye for the NFL Guy: DeMarcus 'Tank' Tyler

Chris Leak REALLY Wants to Be a Carolina Panther

Lawrence Taylor: Best Defensive Player Ever?

Matt Schaub Already Succeeding Where David Carr Failed

April 27 Playboy Party? Reggie Bush Has Other Plans

Reggie Bush Still on Playboy Mansion Party Guest List

Bears Willing to Try Anything With Grossman

Frank Gore Eyes Eric Dickerson's Record

Larry David Won't Curb His Enthusiasm for Jets' Draft Needs

Hot Girls, Skimpy Outfits

These Colts Arrests Are Starting to Pile Up

NBA:
James White Almost Reaches Top of Backboard

Riley Doesn't Think Billy Donovan Would Succeed In The NBA

Garnett Has LeBron's Back in the USA Basketball Controversy

KG Is One Loyal S.O.B.

Never Look Inside Another Man's iPod

Is Staying in College That Bad?

Danny Fortson Does Not Want His Tooth To Explode

The 50 Greatest NBA Commercials

NCAA BB:
Things Take a Decidedly Kentucky-ish Turn for Donovan
Reports: WVU is Bob Huggins' Job if He Wants It
John Beilein Really, Really, Really Wanted to Leave WVU
Jay Mariotti Calls for Suspension of Billy Packer
Dana Altman is to be Commended

Next Year's No. 1? I Like Memphis

NASCAR:

Montoya Doesn't Care For Martinsville Dogs, Easter Bunny

NASCAR FanHouse Power Rankings: Easter
Has The CoT Leveled The Playing Field?
NASCAR isn't 'Stagnant,' It's Confused

College Football:
NCAA and Oklahoma at an Impasse?

Penn State Players Allegedly Involved in "Street Confrontation" and "Apartment Assault"

Do Not Entice Terrelle Pryor With Facebook Groups

College Eye for the NFL Guy: DeMarcus 'Tank' Tyler

JD Quinn: "All I Did Is Take Cash"

Soccer:
Manchester United and Their Fans Both Take a Beating

MLS Preview: Five Old Faces In Five New Places

Donovan Scores Hat Trick, But Should We Expect More?

Eric Wynalda: 'Jim Rome Can Suck My D---'