A daddy blog.

24 February 2008

After Hours Rhetorical Questions From a Baby and a Father

"What's better than getting dressed up on a Saturday night in your best novelty onesie, then falling asleep in that onesie, then waking up, demanding milk, receiving milk, sucking milk so fast that you puke it back up on your favorite onesie, then voiding your bowels as you drift off to see the Sandman?"

"If I am now required to have my wits about within ten seconds of waking from a dead sleep, what is the point of all this bourbon?"