- The kid watches a Lady Gaga video 8 times
- The kid demands a 9th viewing
- Daddy can't face that possibility, so he tries to distract the kid
- The following:
Before this I had carried two bags of laundry to the 'mat and run around the neighborhood with Bug on my shoulders. I think it was the latter that produced a knot on the side of my neck that felt the first symptoms of the transformation Bruce Campbell went through in Army of Darkness.
