A daddy blog.

28 August 2010

This Is Why We Use Two Hands

"Yes, you can ride with the big girl. Just make sure you hold on."

"Good girl."

"That a girl."

The following is only visible after photographic review. Notice the one finger off the chain:

Notice the two fingers off the chain:

Notice the five fingers off. Also notice the guy in the gray shirt looking at me like I'm an asshole father.

And then, predictably:

Note: This picture above accurately portrays how reality warps the first second you see your kid take her first faceplant.

(This happened a week ago on plastic foam flooring. The kid was/is fine.)