Milady and I just got back from looking at Tavern on the Green as a possible wedding site. The entire joint bore an unfortunate resemblance to The Gobbler.
The chandeliers are festooned with green crystals of the sort that Jar-El sent Superman to earth. The hallways at the tavern were so bizarre and winding that I expected to run into the Minotaur. And waaay too many mirrors. And a permanent disco ball. And creepy Edward Scissorhands bushes. All around awfulness for an enormous price. No thankee.
