FanHouse: Wed. AM 'Toughest Crash Ever?' Edition

I'm happy this morning, because I love new data about the size of Barry Bonds' head. And I don't know much about NASCAR, but if you tell me the G-forces in Sunday's crash might have set a new record (where the driver gets only bruises), I want to see the video. Add in a JJ Redick airball that leaves announcers speechless, and it's a good morning.

Hope you all are doing equally well.

MLB:

Ron Santo Is Not A Hall Of Famer

Barry Bonds Grew A Lot Late In Life

Gary Sheffield Won't Cooperate With George Mitchell, Either
Curt Schilling Does Not Like Anonymous Sources
Honus Wagner Card Sells for Record $2.35 Million
Curt Schilling Will Guide You Home

NFL:
Steroid Bust May Point to Steelers

NFL Wants Bruce Springsteen, Norah Jones for Super Bowl

Cesar Millan Does Not Approve of Justin Babineaux's Dog-Training Techniques
A Plea for NFL Players to Look Like NASCAR Drivers

NASCAR:
California Crash One of the Hardest in History

NCAABB
Pat Summitt's Thighs Make a Rare Public Appearance

Like Austin Powers, Florida Heads to Knoxville to Find Lost Mojo
Is UNC Still In Line For a #1 Seed?
Vitale Was Right: JJ Redick Will Be An NBA Star!
Lute Olson Does Not Have Parkinson's Disease
Steve Lavin and I Share a Common Interest in Erin Andrews YouTube Videos

NBA:
Stop Comparing White Guys to Larry Bird
The Toronto Raptors Are Dead to Stephen Colbert
Vitale Was Right: JJ Redick Will Be An NBA Star!
Pat Riley Is Ready To Go To War
Found: Nate Rob's Playboy Bunny/Blackjack Table Dunk
Dwight Howard's Agent: Slam Dunk Judges Were 'Arrogant'
Mark Cuban, You Can't Be Serious

Gilbert Arenas Showers With Evian Water

Hunter: NOLA Can't Handle All-Star Weekend

Other Sports:

Charles Barkley: The World's Worst Golfer

Aaron Fotheringham Makes Extreme Wheelchair Flip

NCAAFB:

Tim Brewster Loves Cretins