And so my wife had to sign the papers at the Enterprise as the primary driver. To prove that she would fulfill that role, we agreed she should pull out of the rental place.
Via, by way of Iracane, who I heard about from MJD. And apparently something called MachoVideo.
Adding: When the guy who opens the gate for you insists on getting behind a stone wall before you take your foot off the brake, maybe it's for the best that you don't get out on the open road.