Thankfully, we have the pros, like the Seahawk who can't be bothered to clean up the condoms on the patio. And Cuban admitting that Dirk can't intimidate anyone, reporters included.
And even if those don't appeal to you, you'll want to blow a few minutes (re-)watching this at some point in your workday:
Random YouTube Magic: Kareem Fights Bruce Lee
NCAA Basketball:
Will UNLV's Run Make Player's Polygamist Father a Target?
Greg Oden on Foul: 'I Might As Well Get One That's Hard'
Greg Oden Flips Out And Gets Away With It
Nicely Done, Selection Committee
North Carolina Left to Carry ACC Flag
The Committee Really Wanted Florida in the Final Four
Texas Is Done, Time for Kevin Durant to Move On
Pam Parsons on Pokey Chatman: 'I Felt for Her'
Larry Johnson Takes Scholarship to Return to UNLV
NASCAR:
Bristol Motor Speedway: The Fans Are Ready To Go Racin'
Dale Earnhardt Jr. In-Car Audio: Best of?
Martin Gets Kenseth Where It Hurts
NBA:
Relax, The Suns Will Be Fine
Bassy Telfair is Confused
NBA Hair Watch: Dermarr's Lucky Twists
Marbury to Kobe: 'Yeah, I Iron.'
Cuban: Mavs Don't Intimidate
Duke May Be Out, But J.J. Redick Is Finally Playing
NFL:
Jerramy Stevens' Neighbors Complain About Used Condoms
Mr. Johnson Goes to Jail
Gabe Watson Won't Pay for His Car, Neither Will His Teacher
Sad Day for NFL Mascots: Dolfan Denny Dies
Cowboys' Fan 'Crazy Ray' Dies
Why Is NBC News' Tiki Barber in a Cadillac Commercial?
Judge Calls Strahan Deadbeat for Only Paying Wife Half of $6.5M Settlement
Why Are Football Players Timed in the Forty and Not, Say, the Sixty?
TopCats Seeking Nice, Scandal-Free Girls For 2007 Squad
Peyton Manning To Pass Monkey Off to Danica Patrick
MLB:
Jose Guillen Wants to Play the Feud
Gramps Has Cramps, But Orlando Hernandez Will be Fine
Clemens: No Decision Until May
Roger Clemens and Ted Kennedy: The Winning Combination
NCAA Football:
Nick Saban Needs A New Bumper Sticker
