As our euphoria swells with each new profile of the field of 65, we wonder: What is happiness? Is it when a guy like Kevin Durant suggests that he's enjoying school so much that, against all logic, he'll stick around?
We see this month's NBA baby boom, which seems to track back to the Finals nine months ago. Should we assume those players who missed the finals were just as happy at home?
Can you take someone's word about their happiness? Dre Bly says he's "not unhappy," and yet we wouldn't blame him if he burned down Invesco field.
Is happiness simply the debut of something new, like Dice-K's gyroball?
For today, at least, they'll do.
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Marko Jaric Says Kobe Should Not Have Been Suspended
Troy Hudson Is Serious About His (Rap) Career
Samuel Dalembert is Shooting His Teammates
Sam Mitchell Does Not Appreciate Your Metaphors
Will Kobe Be Suspended Again?
Nash 'Sloppy' In More Ways Than One Against Lakers
Attention, Manu: League May Crack Down on Flopping
Marbury's Talk Show Debuts This Friday
Carmelo Plays Well for Denver Reporter
Curt Shilling Has A Blog Now
Red Sox Starters Match The Hype
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Gary Matthews Could Be Suspended 80 Games
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