FanHouse: Tue AM 'Shaq Runs the Magic' Edition

If you're exhausted from this weekend's stretch of basketball, this selection of every 'One Shining Moment' from the past two decades or so can help.

Or, if schadenfreude is more you're style, just be happy that you don't live in a country where the president looks at a championship ring and thinks, 'Yeah, I could kill someone with this.'

No, you live in the country where Shaq may soon runs his own NBA team, David Wells eats himself into Type 2 diabetes, Billy Packer swears that he doesn't molest Jim Nantz, and the Naismith Award gets compromised by an AT&T marketing ploy.

NCAABB:
I Enjoyed Oden's Violence, and I Hope it Happens Again
Future Star Watch: Remember the name 'Marreese Speights'
Fan Vote Could Tarnish Naismith Award
Billy Packer Swears That He Doesn't Molest Jim Nantz
I Am Enraged About the Lack of Gus Johnson
Sweet 16 Injury Update: SIU's Shaw is Out, Douglas-Roberts is a Maybe
Considering the Tournament Expansion Arguments
O.J. Mayo Ends High School Career With Dunk, Technical

All Eyes On Tubby and Morris in Lexington

Oregon: This Year's Florida?

Celebrate Your Favorite 'One Shining Moment'

Jay Bilas on Greg Oden Foul: 'I Thought the Kid Flopped'

NBA:

If Magic Get New Arena, Shaq Might Run the Team

NBA Players on Their Per Diem: 'We Gamble Away That Money'

NFL:
Surprise, Surprise: Giants' Shockey and Burress No-Show
Alleged Rape Took Place At Patrick Kerney's Atlanta Home
Is the NFL Abusing Copyright Law?
NFL Owners Too Cheap to Pay for HD Instant Replay

Vladimir Putin: 'I Could Kill Someone With' Super Bowl Ring

Insult to Injury: Jones Robbed During Fight

Michael Irvin Is a Pretty Good Dude

Another Jaguar Arrested with a Gun

NASCAR:

Rubbin' is Racin': Atlanta Motor Speedway

MLB:

David Wells Is Giving Up Beer Because of Diabetes

Golf:
Why Does Pro Golf Have Some of the Best Announcers?

Other:

New York High School Basketball Game Turns Ugly
Fan Attacks Frank Lampard After Chelsea Win