A daddy blog.

09 April 2007

Fanhouse: Mon AM 'Screwing the Ticketholders' Edition

Important things we learned this weekend:

The Clippers have the cojones to ask their fans for $48,000 to hold on to the season ticket they already owned.

It turns out that Vijay Singh has a big 'ol potty mouth.

NASCAR has the most Weekly World News-esque headlines: Iranian Con-Artist Strips to Bilk Driver!

Bill Walton believes that Phillipino witch doctors have nothing better to do than place hexes on his shooting arm.

Vijay Singh Was More Profane Than Stuart Appleby
CBS Broadcasts Audible F-Word From Genteel Augusta
Zach Johnson Has Some Big Ones
Reason to Love the Masters: 40 Minutes, No Commercials
Did CBS Have a Gary McCord Moment Yesterday?
Another Winner of the 2007 Masters: The Shell Houston Open
Tiger Woods, Age 2, on the Mike Douglas Show
Why Doesn't CBS Provide More Masters Coverage?

Hockey Fight of the Day: Dion Phaneuf vs Ian Laperriere
Sidney Crosby Takes NHL's Scoring Title
In New York, It's All About the NHL Playoffs
Celebrating the NHL's Worst

Former Stripper, NASCAR Scam Artist Captured - Again
An American Revolution: NASCAR and Hip-Hop

Matt Serra Wins UFC Title, SportsCenter Covers It
Eric Wynalda Misses MLS Opener After Jim Rome Tirade
Are Male Sports Ready for an Openly Gay Coach?
Indian Cricket Coach Who Feared for His Life 'Unwell'
Remembering Little Rock Central High's Football Team
Venus Williams Caught in Golovin's Fly Trap

Calvin Johnson's the Reincarnation of Everything Good
Mission Impossible: Picking Bengals' Worst Draft Pick Ever
John Madden: Jack Tatum Meant No Harm to Darryl Stingley

Clippers Sticking It to Courtside Season Ticket Holders
Is Kirilenko Holding Back the Jazz?
Former Chicago Bull Luc Longley's Home Burned Down
Would Any Team Draft Durant Over Oden?
Report: Kevin Durant Will Declare for NBA Draft Next Week
No One Wants to Give Rick Barry a Coaching Gig
Bill Walton Believes in Curses

NCAA Football:
Three Gophers Arrested in Sexual Assault Case
Penn State Players Questioned; Anonymous Letter Appears
This is Not the Kind of Attention Urban Meyer Meant

NCAA Basketball:
The Sad Fate of Robert 'Tractor' Traylor
Kansas Looks To Be Losing Julian Wright To The NBA
UF President Slams Greg Oden, Big Ten, BCS
Kentucky Fans Start FireBilly.com (But They Don't Mean It)
Don Imus Rutgers Controversy Not Going Away

Jim Rice Likes Money; Advocates Cheating
I Went to a Phillies Game and an Eagles Game Broke Out
Breaking News: Johan Santana Is A Lot Better Than You
Japan's Finance Minister Has Had Enough of Dice-K Mania
Joel Zumaya Loves the Undertaker, 'Rock' Music