B.C. Always Sucked Brontosaurus Balls

Please quit suggesting otherwise. He may have been well trained, but sometimes a craftsman isn't an artist. I was blessed to grow up with a daily paper, The Columbus Dispatch, which didn't carry this zero-trick pony. Everytime we were on vacation and I came across this smug caveman (who I imagined was voiced by Alan Alda), I got the same exhausted feeling I get whenever Slate gives Doonesbury the hard sell. Quit wasting America's time.