FanHouse: Mon. AM 'Spurrier? Really?' Edition

Never in a decade would I have guessed that when South Carolina heard its 'Tear down this wall' speech, Steve Spurrier would be reading the script.

Things I did actually forsee:

• What FanHouse commenters describe as 'the is the biggest injustice since Pearl Harbor.'
• Real life Little Mac vs Soda Popinksi.
• Our mock draft: Done by dawn yesterday morning.
  
• In case you missed it: Nine games in, Mt. Piniella erupts.

And for you fairweather playoff fans: Hockey fights look like bar-room fights to me, but J.P. Press breaks down this one like a chess match. And here's some knowledge to drop at the office kitchen area: Going into the postseason, the Warriors have a better offense than the Suns.

NFL:
Vikings Cornerback's Saggy Pants Lead to Jail
You Can Buy Bill Cowher's Bed
College Eye for the NFL Guy: Gary Russell
College Eye for the NFL Guy: Syvelle Newton
Donovan McNabb or Akili Smith? Eagles Had Tough Choice
NFL Competition Committee Makes Another Dumb Rule
Ombudsman's First Exposure to ESPN? Sean Salisbury
Wear 42 on Jackie Robinson Day? NFL Would Never Allow It
Pacman Thinks He'll Be On the Field By Week 11
Leigh Steinberg, Inspiration for Jerry Maguire, Busted for DUI

NHL:
Predictions from NHL Fanhouse Bloggers
Dominator and The Wings Dominate Flames in Game Two
Must-Win Games Come Early
Stay on Ted Nolan's Good Side
Gap Control is not a Clothing Line
Comrie vs. Armstrong: Cause and Effect?
Hockey Fight of the Day: Predators vs. Sharks

NASCAR:
Earnhardt Nation Boos Stewart Into Retirement
Spencer: Earnhardt Elledge Egomaniac
Jeff Burton Continues Cowboy Hat Tradition
Earnhardt Jr. Pays It Forward
Tracy Breaks Back In Toyota Grand Prix Practice
Trying To Watch Racing Here, Not Tennis
Islanders Owner's Former Company Accuses Him of Accounting Fraud

MLB:
Sox, Cubs In For Long Road Trip If Chicago Hosts Olympics
Rivera Blows Save, Yankees Lose
The Dugout: Joe Morgan Hall of Famer
Albert Pujols Wakes Up, the NL Central Cowers in Fear
MLB Wants to Extend Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry to Japan
Barry's World: Is He Wrong To Honor Jackie Robinson?
Money To Blame For Lack of Black Baseball Players
Basebrawls From The Day: George Bell Meets Mo Vaughn
Alyssa Milano Is Writing About Baseball
Dontrelle Willis Moves Towards Babe Ruth
That Didn't Take Long: Lou Piniella Blows Up
Ken Griffey Gets Into It with 'Friday Night Lights' Author

College Football:
Spurrier: 'That Damn [Confederate] Flag Needs to Come Down'
Duck! Here Come the Lawyers for Rivals.com-Yahoo!
NCAA Looking Into Text Message Madness
Your Wedding Was Not This Cool

NCAA Basketball:
Despite What His Father Says, Oden Remains '100 percent Undecided'
Dad Says Ohio State's Greg Oden Entering NBA Draft
Jason Whitlock: Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton Are 'Terrorists'
Wanda Sykes: 'I Thought Imus Died Like Nine Years Ago'
ESPN's Sports Reporters Differ on Don Imus
Carla Berry, LSU Whistle Blower, Leaves Coaching Profession

Boxing:
Shannon Briggs: Black Hope, American Hope, Last Hope
Ruslan Chagaev Beats Nikolai Valuev for Heavyweight Title

NBA:
Lakers Clinch Playoff Spot
Golden State's Offense is Epic
Joey Crawford Wants To Fight Tim Duncan
Sacramento's Bench Knocks Clippers Out Of The Playoffs
Will Billy Donovan Be the Nets Next Coach?
How Much More Irrelevent Can Adam Morrison Get?
Jordan's Divorce Settlement Could Break Records
The Story of Grant Hill