FanHouse: Fri AM 'Lots of Bomb Threats' Edition

This morning, MJD gives LeBron the beatdown for his exceptional lameness in dodging a chance to speak out about Darfur. The fine: 140,000,000 Schrutebucks.

Elsewhere:

• Oy: Bomb threat against Spurs, terrorists allegedly planning an attack on the Army-Navy game.
• If Selig has any idea what he'd going to do when Bonds breaks the record, he's doing a good job of hiding it.
  
• Where everyone else seesa gratuitous hit, Robert Horry sees a conspiracy.
• Because he doesn't trust the league's discretion, Mark Cuban would not vote to change 'leaving the bench' rule
• Aaron Boone, apparently a big NBA fan, feels differently: "I'd like to challenge either [NBA commissioner David Stern or league vice president Stu Jackson] to a fight for a blatant lack of human judgment."
• Tony LaRussa basically says Adam Wainwright is full of crap.
  

Scroll to the bottom for a picture of Floyd Landis that adequately sums up how the nation is starting to view him.

Have a good weekend (and week, since I'm going on vacation for seven days),
JCN

NFL:
Patriots Can't Have Enough Bradys on the Roster
Paris Lenon - The Next Big Thing?
Deltha O'Neal Digging Himself a Bigger Hole
Marvin Lewis: 'Just Kidding About Odell'
Broncos Will Open Up Playbook for Cutler
Cardinals to Deuce Lutui: 'Lose Some Weight'
Braylon Chooses Chaz Over Brady
Herm Edwards: I Didn't Play Cotchery Enough in New York
Trent Green Better Wear Some Bubble Wrap
Titans Admit They're Interested In Keyshawn
Greg Ellis Wants Explanation From Cowboys

NBA:
Jessica Alba Is Not To Be Disturbed
A Look at the Losers: Golden State Warriors
Someone Wanted to (Literally) Blow Up the Spurs
Craig Sager Slept With a Horse
Aaron Boone Is No Fan Of David Stern's Decision
Despite Success in Utah, Fisher Misses His Laker Days
LeBron, Damon Jones Not Into Activism
Marbury to Appear on 'Oprah'
Horry: League Looks Out for Nash
Jefferson Wants to Keep the Band Together
Playoff MIAs: Chris Bosh
MJD and Shoals Speak: The 2008 Hawks
Warriors Owner in Trouble With the IRS
Has Memphis Already Interviewed Marc Iavaroni?
Mikki Moore Questions Sasha Pavlovic's Manhood
Will These Suspensions Hurt Stern's Legacy?
Marcus Camby Says 'No Thanks' to Team USA
Mark Cuban Would Not Vote to Change 'Leaving the Bench' Rule
Jason Kidd: Quite Spectacular
Grant Hill Still Doesn't Know If He's Playing Next Year

MLB:
Make Room For Fausto
Jason Giambi Admits He Did 'Stuff', Wants MLB to Apologize
Roy Oswalt and Tim Lincecum Put On a Show
Bud Selig Needs To Make a Bonds Decision, And Soon
Aaron Boone Is No Fan Of David Stern's Decision
The Red Sox Should Have Signed Roger Clemens
The Padres Are Looking Out for Fans With Allergies
Hunter Pence Is Living Up To the Hype
Barry Bonds' Brother Sticks Up for Him, Bashes Aaron
Status Check: Los Angeles Dodgers
Troy Percival is Already Bored with Retirement
Andrew Miller To Make His First Start
Chairman Mauer To Miss More Time
Jose Reyes' Cramp is Probably Nothing, But ...
Everyone Likes Sean Casey
Tony LaRussa Thinks Adam Wainwright Is Full of Crap
Ricky Henderson Is Sparking a Grassroots Movement

NCAA Basketball:
ACC Will Stick to 16 Games
Roy Williams: 4 More Years!

NCAA Football:
Alleged Fort Dix Terrorists Considered Army - Navy Game Attack
Georgia Loses Star Corner To Grades
Penn State in Court

NHL:
Video of the Day: Robbie Printz Does "That Fan"
Ignoring Islanders Fans, GM Backs Yashin
Sens and Sabres: Salvaging Pride Beforeth The Fall
Sorry Avs Fans, Jose Theodore Isn't Going Anywhere
Michael, Michael Motorcycle! Is the Lange Train Moving On?

NASCAR:
Awesome Bill Rides Again

Horse Racing:
Miami Herald Wins Appeal in Funny Cide Defamation Case

Golf:
Nicklaus Weighs in on PGA Tour, Woods

Cycling:
The Dark Side Of American Cycling Is On Display Now