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16 May 2007

FanHouse: Thu AM 'Carson Palmer, Fool' Edition

In this morning's Debriefing, MJD laments that Tecmo Bowl, like Jordan, is doomed to an underwhelming return. In yesterday's column, Mr. Longform Shoals predicted the Suns could score and score, but without Amare, a team like the Spurs could out-tough the Suns in the closing minutes. That's looking like a good prediction this AM.


Sports Illustrated Planning Swimsuit Issue Book
Tony Romo Is Carrie Underwood's Purse Holder
Derrick Dockery to Blame For Steelers' Faneca Problem
Agent: Faneca's Whining Isn't What You Think It Is
Prosecutor: 'Dog Fighting Has Occurred' on Vick Property
NFL Draft Likely to Get Shorter, Move to Prime Time
Brett Favre Changes Mind, Will Attend Packers' Minicamp
Single Life Is Not Treating Michael Strahan Well
Was Bill Parcells a Failure as Dallas Cowboys' Coach?
When You're a Lion, Just Knowing the Playbook is Impressive
Disney Backs Down to NFL, Won't Show 'Football Wives'
Carson Palmer Would Like To Sell You a Hot Dog
Reggie Bush Really Liked That Jamiroquai Video
Counterpoint: Packers Should Choose Battles Carefully

Kevin Garnett vs. Tim Duncan: A Comparison of Two of the League's Best Big Men
Opt Out Clauses Could Initiate Movement Around the League
Stern Unhappy With Suspensions; Willing to Look Into Rule Change
Suns Need to 'Beat' San Antonio
This is the Flagrant Foul That Lebron is Angry About
The Debriefing: Let's Just Let Tecmo Bowl Rest

Robert Horry: Steve Nash Is a Great Actor
Van Gundy to Do Some TV Work This Weekend
FanHouse's Miss Gossip Invades TNT Broadcast
Is Don Nelson Leaving the Warriors?
Baron Davis Wants a Lot of Money
Larry Hughes Is No Killer
Longform Shoals: Why Amare Matters
Random YouTube Magic: The $2000 Sneaker

You Probably Can't Handle Dmitri Young's Splitter
Grady Little Has an Idea to Improve Interleague Play
Hank Aaron To Be Braves Grand Poo-Bah
When Will Barry Bonds Hit Home Run No. 755?
Minor League Spotlight: Finding A Real "Bob L. Head"
Ichiro Says Funny Things
Ichiro: 'Once I Turn 40, I Can Become A Pitcher.'
The Orioles Clubhouse Is Filled With Love
Lastings Milledge Raps; The Mets Aren't Too Pleased
You Can Watch Roger Clemens Strike Out Kids Half His Age
Ozzie Guillen Has Figured Out How To Save Chicago Baseball
Miguel Cabrera Can Weigh Whatever He Wants
Huston Street The Latest Athletic On The DL
Johan Santana Can't Feel His Legs
Alfonso Soriano Might Be Done at Leadoff
Who's Next on the Steroid Blacklist?
You Can Own a Chicago White Sox World Series Ring

NCAA Basketball:
Billie Clyde Brings Home The Bacon
The Mid-Con Heads for a Summit
Santa Clara Hates Weird Al Yankovic
Syracuse Succession Set

NCAA Football:
Miami Moving? 'U've Got to Be Kiddin
Brady Quinn Wants to be a Macho Man
Playboy Pictures! (Of College Football Players)

DEI to Fans: Junior Who?
NASCAR FanHouse Power Rankings: Pit Crew Challenge
Hamlin's Crew Chief Ford Drops the Ax

Pronger Suspended for Game Four Against Detroit
Cusack Does NHL Playoff Promo
Ducks GM Whips Out Protractor, Defends Pronger
Americans Hating Ottawa Senators
The Niedermayers: Brotherly Bonding
Is Steve Yzerman Management Material?
The Problem Isn't In Goal for Buffalo...

Tommy Morrison Wants to Try UFC, Fight Chuck Liddell
World Taekwondo Federation Bans Hijab
College Pitcher Takes a Line Drive to the Behind
Bob Bradley Now USMNT Coach For Real