FanHouse: Tue AM 'Please Do Not Canonize Hancock' Edition

With your coffee:

• Sabres fans have written a couple of Adam Sandler songs, including "Domo Arigato, Tom Golisano"
• Gas Station TV: And you thought ESPN was innovative when they put flatscreens over urinals.
• Poor, broken-hearted Pittsburgh woman learns that Ben Roethlisberger is easily impersonated.
• Boxing Champ Diego Corrales killed in motorcycle accident: MJD posted the last round of one his best fights.
  
• NCAA Football stars learn that being a Playboy All-American isn't what it used to be.
• Our own Tom Fornelli is not buying the outpouring of sentimentality toward Josh Hancock.
• YouTube battle: Nolan Ryan's early 90s' Big Hair Country Ballad versus KRS-One rapping about Tom Watson's putt.
• Stock rising: Don Nelson Has to Stop Drinking at Press Conferences
• Stock in free-fall: Did Shaq Ask His Teammates Not to Play Defense?

And if you scroll to the bottom, you'll find a poster that Pittsburgh fans will likely be hoisting during the first Browns-Steelers game of the Fall. Though my (biased) opinion is that Big Ben looks dumb enough that it would serve the needs Baltimore and Cincinnati fans just as well.

NBA:
Playoff Revelations: Deron Williams
D'Antoni Says Suns are More Talented Than Spurs
The Pistons are Ike, the Bulls are Tina
Don Nelson Has to Stop Drinking at Press Conferences
Mark Cuban Doesn't See Anything Wrong With Performance Enhancing Drugs
The Suns Aren't Trying, Either

Did Shaq Ask His Teammates Not to Play Defense?

Ben Wallace Has Lost His Fire

Richard Jefferson Shoots Down Ref Bias

Baron's Beard vs. Kirilenko's Tears: The Golden State Warriors and Utah Jazz Series Preview

MJD and Shoals Speak: The 2008 Celtics

Sasha Pavlovic Swats Jason Kidd

Buy Playoff Games For $3 Each

Are the Phoenix Suns Cursed?

Huge NBA, Euroleague Changes On the Horizon

Why Dirk Should Feel Worse Than T-Mac

What Jay-Z Could Learn from Mark Cuban

NHL:
Setting the Record Straight on Ovechkin
Alexander Ovechkin = Head Hunter
Sabres Fans Attack Ottawa, Adam Sandler Style

NHL vs. Europe Exhibition Series: Good to Go!

Bettman Defends Samurai Hockey

Leafs Fans: Prepare to Get Gouged, Again!
San Jose Should Have Just Declined the Penalties

MLB:

Mets Fan Sues Her Team From "Propelled Object" Incident
Minor League Spotlight: Office Space And The Orioles
David Wells: Clemens Shows 'Disrespect' to the Yankees
Hop On the Nolan Ryan Express, Homie

Attention Millionaires: Manny Ramirez and Pedro Martinez Want to Sell You Their Homes

MLB and ESPN to Televise MLB Draft

Orlando Cepeda's Attorney Believes in Santa Claus

Tim Lincecum Came Nowhere Near the Hype

Barry Bonds Is Not the Face of Victor Conte's Business

Roger Clemens Has a Flair For the Dramatic

What I Learned From Josh Hancock

MLB's Baseballs Are Not Tested Appropriately

Kansas City Royals Fans Like Their Free Bagels

Albert Pujols Isn't Sure the Fans Learned from Josh Hancock

Outside of New York, Everyone Hates Roger Clemens

NCAA Football:

Steve Spurrier Likes Twins
Being a Playboy All-American Isn't What it Used to Be

These Are Bobby Bowden's Last Ten Chances

NASCAR:
Darlington Sells Out for 3rd Straight Year
Network TV Gives Richmond Some Love

Welcome Back, Mr. Penske

Rubbin' Is Racin': Kahne and Stremme

Eanrhardt Jr. Moves Into Top 12

OTHER:
Boxing Champ Diego Corrales Killed in Motorcycle Accident
Arsenal Women Doing Much Better than Arsenal Men
MLS Powah Rankings: Week 5
Barbaro's Legacy: Kentucky Derby TV Ratings Rise
Man Pays $13,680 to Win $440 Kentucky Derby Trifecta
Fight I Want to See: Wladimir Klitschko vs. Vitali Klitschko

MLS Wage Gap: Some Players Make $12,900 a Year

Could YouTube Kill Pay Per View?

Who Wants a De La Hoya-Mayweather Rematch?

NFL:
Lovie Smith: 'I Have No Idea About Briggs'

Coming Soon: ESPN at the Gas Station

Did Anyone Like Brady Quinn Over JaMarcus Russell?

Vegas Agrees: Patriots Are Heavy Favorites
Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders Lingerie Shoot in Mexico
Philip Rivers Must Chill
How Does JaMarcus to Keyshawn Sound?
Ben Roethlisberger is Easily Impersonated
Young MC, KRS-One and Kool Moe Dee Would Like to Take You Through the 1980s
Michael Vick Could Face a Suspension
Signs You Can Expect to See at the Steelers-Browns Season Opener