FanHouse: Wed. AM 'Randy Moss, Celtic' Edition

Early in the morning, Brooks alerted us that video of Josh Hancock's fatal crash had become available. This comes on the heels of reports that marijuana was found in Hancock's car.

We'll continue to update this story all day. But in the meantime, here's the more upbeat stuff:

• Before the Pats wanted Randy Moss, the Celtics wanted him.
• Really, This Isn't Weird: Stern Brings NBA to Second Life
• Video confrontation: Tony La Russa Does Not Like the Post-Dispatch
• One Vick looks safe, one Vick given walking papers.
• Dirk finally becomes a revelation.
• Jordan goes NASCAR.
• Mets have zero tolerance for cheaters in the stands.

Scroll down for US Patent #5748073, which could change the way (or at least the reason) hockey fans scream at their televisions.

NBA:
Maybe Stephen Jackson Just Needs a Few Coats of Paint
In Appreciation of Ernie Johnson
The Warriors Entertain, Even in Defeat
Stephen Jackson Tossed ... Again
Playoff Revelations: Dirk Nowitzki

Playoff Revelations: Jose Calderon
Add Avery Johnson to the List of People Not Impressed With Dirk Nowitzki
Really, This Isn't Weird: Stern Brings NBA to Second Life
Michael Jordan Really Loves North Carolina

Nuggets Come Up Short Yet Again

Would Warriors/Mavs Be the Biggest Upset Ever?

NHL:
Slugs Charge Hard Late, One Video Frame Too Little.
End Of The Line for the Goal Judge?
Another Kick at the Goal Cam
Hockey Fight of the Day: Finland vs. Russia
Bill Guerin: An Expensive Piece of Playoff Furniture
MSG Network Embraces Online Video
Let the NHL Beauty Pageant Begin
Mats Sundin is Tragically Hip

NCAA Basketball:

St. Louis Going Back to the Missouri Valley?

NCAA Football:

Houston Makes Bid for Big 12 Championship Game

You Can Win the 2005 National Championship on EBay
Is ESPN Burying an O'Brien Controversy?
Louisville Wins the Big East 2007 NFL Draft

MLB:

Mets Fan With Flashlight Barred From Shea For Three Years
Philip Hughes Loses No-Hit Bid, Healthy Hamstring
Report: Marijuana Was Found in Josh Hancock's Vehicle
Jake Peavy's Brain Fart Cost the Padres the Game
MLB Runs, Homers Lowest in April Since '93

Julian Tavarez Trying to Mine Dice-K's Repertoire

Corey Lidle Crash Caused By Pilot Error, Says Safety Board

Tony La Russa Does Not Like the Post-Dispatch

The Minnesota Twins Fear For Your Life

Don Zimmer Holds Brian Cashman Responsible

NFL:
Tom Brady Restructures to Accommodate Randy Moss's Salary
The Marcus Vick Experience Is a Short Ride
Raiders Fans Spam MySpace Page of Moss
Don't Blame Packers for Failing to Close Randy Moss Trade
Was Randy Moss Almost a Summer Celtic?
Matt Millen Not Big On 'Somebody's Internet Thing'
Greg Olsen's Rap Lyrics Cause a Stir in Chicago

Career Over? Carolina Panthers Cut Keyshawn Johnson

Peyton Manning Endorses Nerf Balls

According to Baltimore Papers, Baltimore Still AFC North Favorites

Ginn Take 'Insult to Injury' Too Far

David Boston Ain't Calvin Johnson, But You Already Knew That

Romo Could Be Buckin' for a Promotion

Chiefs Would Rather Cut Green Than Trade Him

NFL Draft Fan Tops the Fan Hierarchy

Sean Salisbury Loses Chicago Radio Show

EA Sports Apologizes to Texans Fans About Madden Ads

Michael Vick Will Not be Charged; Vows Lifestyle Change

Before the Draft, Eagles Claimed McNabb Was the Future

NASCAR:
14 Clueless, Classless Idiots 'Banned' From Talladega

Hendrick Dominance: Capitalizing on Other's Misfortune

Michael Jordan Really Loves North Carolina

Kentucky Derby:
Merv Griffin Pulls His Horse From Kentucky Derby

Golf:

PGA Tour Players Question Finchem's Judgment on Mickelson

Soccer:
Eric Wynalda Calls Jim Rome 'Kim Rome'