FanHouse: Tue. AM 'Tyra and Isiah' Edition

It's worth scrolling all the way to the bottom to learn the secret of Baron Davis' beard.

• Please, no: Isiah Thomas Getting Cozy With Tyra Banks?
• Can Dallas Come Back From 3-1? Dirk Doesn't Think So
• The View From Your Playoff Seat: Further evidence of the awesomeness of the NHL blogosphere.
• This video-heavy post on NASCAR's most spectacular superspeedway crashes will take up 20 minutes of your lunchhour.
  
• The apology that follows this bruce Willis interview is mostly the fault of the NBA sideline reporter who tried to sign off with 'Yippe Kai-Yea.' Willis just made the obvious response.
  
• San Antonio Radio Goes Imus on Iverson: Let the culling of radio stupidity continue.
  
• An All-American tight end tells Bobby Bowden he wants to go home to Tennessee to see his ailing grandmother. FSU responds exactly how you assume they would.
• Compare: Classic hockey coach tantrums against a classic MLB manager tantrum.
  

And, furthermore:

NHL:
Canadian Captain on Hot Seat for 2-Year-Old 'Slur'
Top Playoff Coaching Tantrums
Weber Suspended for Three Games at Worlds
Avril Lavigne: The Double Threat?
Shanahan, Brodeur: Overtime Is Boring
The World's Worst Hockey Mom

NFL:
Top 2008 NFL Draft Prospect: Brian Brohm or Sam Baker?
New Bill John Wendling Jumps Really High
Pacman Jones Officially Appeals His Suspension

Taking Bill Parcells Fishing Gets You Out of Jury Duty

Chinedum Ndukwe Lighting Up Calvin Johnson

Boise State Has Talent, Texans Sign Jared Zabransky

Bengals: Curse of the 2005 Draft

Nothing Says 'NFL Draft Success' Like Steve Spurrier

Meet Mr. Irrelevant, Ramzee Robinson Mr. Irrelevant, Ramzee Robinson, is the NFL's Best Rapper

Doesn't Anyone Think of Matt Millen's Feelings?

The Saints Select ... Antonio Pittman?

Beck to Ginn: Better Than Quinn to Rice?

Bucs Decide They're Not Dirty Enough, Sign Jerramy Stevens

MLB:
Josh Hancock's Accident Was His Second of the Week
Witnesses Report Josh Hanock Was Drinking Heavily
Tim Hudson Pitches While Grieving for Two
Cardinals Lose a Game They Probably Shouldn't Have Played
Dale Murphy Wants The Kids To Say "I Won't Cheat"

MLB MVP Watch: Where Would San Fran Be Without Barry?

Celebrating the Last of the Real Tantrums

It's a Mystery, Where's Kirk Gibson's Home Run Ball?

Steinbrenner Laughed at Dolan's Interest in the Yankees

The Visual Evidence of Troy Tulowitzki's Unassisted Triple Play

Saber Bomb: The Cubs Might Not Suck This Year

NCAA FB:

South Florida Quarterback Slings Beer to Underage Receiver

Zabransky Throws Potatoes 80 Yards

Big 12 Teams Continue to Finalize 2008 Schedules
Brandon Warren's Transfer Appeal Denied by FSU
West Virginia Shut Out in the 2007 Draft

NCAA Basketball:
Kentucky Looking to Buy Private Plane for Recruiting
Andy Katz's Preseason #1: Memphis

NASCAR:

NASCAR's Most Spectacular Superspeedway Crashes
You Know You Wrecked Hard When...
For Reutimann, Talladega a Day of What Could Have Been

Other:

A Lack of Throwing Accuracy Didn't Hurt Only Brady Quinn This Weekend

Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan Paired at Wach

MLS Powah Rankings: Week 4

Is Dance Dance Revolution a Sport? PE Teachers Say Yes

WILLKOMMEN! DAS IST DER FANHAU

NBA:
Tracy McGrady Takes Responsibility
Isiah Thomas Getting Cozy With Tyra Banks?
What Makes Baron Davis So Good?
Playoff Revelations: Andrei Kirilenko
2007 NBA All-Defensive Teams Announced, Shawn Marion Ticked?
Playoff Revelations: Mickael Pietrus

Can Dallas Come Back From 3-1? Dirk Doesn't Think So

Is It Acceptable to Boo Dirk Nowitzki?

The Inevitable "Is Dirk Still MVP" Post

Is Kevin McHale Quietly Shopping Kevin Garnett?

No Monta, No Problem

This Year Could be the End of the Shaq and Duncan Era

The Heat Continue to Disintegrate

Bruce Willis Should Avoid In-Game Interviews

San Antonio Radio Goes Imus on Iverson