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16 March 2007

FanHouse: Fri. AM 'Duke Gets Cadillac Man-ned' Edition

As a Duke fan, this is no fun to write. The Blue Devils end yet another season with their point guard making an ill-thought out desperation shot. And our bloggers have oh so many things to say about it, and everyone is playing that "This Is Why Duke Sucks" rap song. (That's NSFW without headphones.)

My only hope is that this video of a bull named 'Cadillac Man' knocking a rider unconscious in the chute or the return of Tonya Harding can distract the media long enough to find a new narrative to latch onto.

NCAA Basketball:

Duke-VCU:
Greg Paulus' Big Flop Against VCU
VCU's Eric Maynor Reminds Me Of ...
Eric Maynor Has Tighter Shorts Than Greg Paulus
Didja Hear? Duke Lost to VCU ... And Everybody's Celebratin'
Duke Lost, But Don't Forget Virginia Commonwealth
Duke's Jon Scheyer Made A Different Face Today
I Move to Discontinue the Phrase 'This Year's George Mason'

Commercials:
Friday Viewing Guide: Kevin Durant and Coach K Commercials
I Thought I Was Done With Mellencamp
Commercials: Michael Jordan, Kevin Bacon, Coach K, Tiger

Hair:
Madness Hair Watch: Maryland's Bambale Osby
Madness Hair Watch: Gonzaga's David Pendergraft
Madness Hair Watch: Washington State Hoopsters

UNC:
Aha! UNC Has Reason To Hate EKU Coach Jeff Neubauer
UNC Coach Roy Williams' Sister Passes Away

Bob Knight:
Another Early Tournament Exit for Bob Knight: His Last?
Bob Knight and Texas Tech Didn't Seem Themselves

Rest o' the Best-o:
Do Not Let Your Elbows Watch This
Thursday's Tournament Heroes
Virginia Tech Can't Even Sell 250 Tickets for Illinois Game?
It Is Eerily Familiar for Pitt
Eastern Kentucky Was the Day's Best 16-Seed

People Riding Animals:
Bull Knocks Out Rodeo Rider While Still in Chute
Man Bets $4 on Horses, Makes $1.4 Million

Tonya:
Tonya Harding Blames Asthma Medication for Behavior

NBA:
Marbury's Got Fewer Viewers Than Stephen A. Smith Had

NFL:
Bears' Tank Johnson Gets Four Months In Jail
Anti-Jones Titans Fans Take to Web, Launch NoPacman.com

MLB:
Alfonso Soriano Believes in Himself