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15 March 2007

FanHouse: Thu. AM '$2 Billion Divorce' Edition

By 9PM today, you should know someone whose bracket is utterly wrecked. To salt the wound, you could send them a dozen successive pre-recorded phone calls from Dick Vitale.

Regardless of what happens, you'll want to send this Not Quite SFW video to any person who has any opinion about Duke basketball.

Baseball purists may want to take note that NYC is doing to aluminum bats what it did to indoor smoking.

And Schilling talks about Dice-K. No real news here, but I could listen to that guy read the phone book.

New York:
New York City Council Bans Metal Bats in High Schools

Chelsea's Owner Abramovich to Lose $2 Billion in Divorce

NCAA Basketball:
Evidently, This Is Why Duke Sucks
Antoine Wright Not Really Trying To Learn About Chickens
Duke Fan With Some Real Anger Management Issues
Arizona Guard Causes Minor Bracket Revision
Carol Russell Has an Iron Vagina
Michigan Player, Fans Don't Care About NIT
EA Sports Likes Florida, UNC, Pitt and Texas A&M
Pokey Chatman Will Not Have to Honor Buyout Clause
March Madness: Get Ready to Cost Your Boss a Fortune
Go Ahead, Inflict Dickie V on Someone You Hate
Oregon AD Pat Kilkenny is a Stand Up Guy
Merciful End to Bama's Suffering Finally Arrives
Bob Knight's Proposal: Reduce Tournament to 32 Teams

Stokley Looks to Rebuild Tradition of White Wide Receivers in Denver
Tommie Harris Strikes Out With Oscar-Winner Jennifer Hudson
Come Enjoy Some Wine With Michael Vick
Deion Accused of Stealing Deiondra and Deion Jr.'s Money
JaMarcus Russell Impresses NFL Scouts at LSU Pro Day
Schottenheimer Says It's Time for Pacman to Go

NASCAR Silly Season Claims Its First Casualty

Larry Bird on KG's Place in History
Phoenix Vs. Dallas: Game of The Year
Kobe: I'm Not a Dirty Player
Gilbert Arenas Sells Himself
Michael Jordan Will Consider Larry Brown for Head Coaching Gig
NBA Hair Gel Watch
Tim Hardaway Sort of Wants Redemption

C.C. Sabathia Wants to See More Black People in the Locker Room
David Ortiz Does Not Have to Embarrass Your Pitching Staff If You Don't Want Him To
Miller Park Flushes Into Lake Michigan
Gary Matthews Jr.: 'I Have Never Taken HGH'
Pete Rose: 'I Bet on My Team Every Night'
Viagra's Deal With MLB Falls on Hard Times
Jim Leyland Is Not Amused
Schilling Has Very High Expectations for Dice-K

College Football:
Spring Practice Questions: Georgia Bulldogs
Spring Practice Questions: Texas A&M Aggies
Spring Practice Questions: OSU Beaver Edition