Good mood this morning. I'm a child, so it makes me smile to see Pete Rose gush that, "I'm just happy having three stories of balls. That's a lot of balls."
And it make me smile when Michael Jordan strikes out with the ladies. That's just the circle of life.
And since I'm from Columbus, I'm going to take Greg Oden's statement that he doesn't know if he's ready for the pros as an assurance that he's staying at OSU.
But I'm professionally happy when FanHouse writers are able to hit the day's stories from a dozen different angles. Today's two best examples of that are the possible trade of Randy Moss to the Packers and our NBA writers putting together "College Eye for the NBA Guy".
The latter breaks down the players in the tourney to see which have the skills that will translate to the pros. By this morning, all the good bracket analysis can seem long since picked over, but the work our NBA guys have done to all four brackets makes the whole thing seem new.
Evander Holyfield Was Told Mike Tyson Used Steroids
Zidane Has Not Gotten Over the Whoele Materazzi Thing
Tyler Hansbrough To Get New Mask
Looking for Hot Coaches: South Bracket
Julian Wright Is Awesome
Greg Oden on NBA Draft: 'I'm Not Ready'
College Eye for the NBA Guy: South Regional, Part I
College Eye for the NBA Guy: South Regional, Part II
College Eye For the NBA Guy: East Regional, Part I
College Eye For the NBA Guy: East Regional, Part II
Michael Jordan is Washed Up
The Knicks' Brand of Media Control
Phil Jackson: NBA on a Kobe 'Witch Hunt'
Dirk Nowitzki Would Dominate the Battle of Thermopylae
Bogut in Trouble After Flipping Off Fans
Why Lance Briggs Will Not Sit Out the Year
Packers Should Ignore Moss-Hating Fans
For Once, Dan Snyder Gave Someone Less Money Than They Earned
Bill Belichick Might Not Testify in Divorce Suit
Bonds' BFF Barry Zito Was Put Off By Mets Egos
Where Have You Gone, Sammy Sosa?
HGH Investigator to Let MLB in on Players' Identities
Pete Rose Has Balls
Spring Practice Questions: UCLA Bruins
News Flash: A Sport Called Professional Beach Tennis Exists
NASCAR Fans Run Their Mouths: Toyota Sucks