Listed among 'My Dog Skip' and 'Armaggeddon' on Entertainment Weekly's list of movies that make men cry is 'Hotel Rwanda'.
Ugh. They could have subbed in 'Schindler's List' or 'The Killing Fields' or any of those movies where the Fortunate Guy devotes himself to helping the Horribly Fucked.
The message of the list is that men cry when their dads, dogs, or teammates die. Also, they cry about genocide.
No. No. No. If you're going to make fun of me, please just do it. I know it's stupid to cry when Skip dies. You got me. Don't use the successful genocide flick that comes along every decade to throw some gravitas into a clickpimping photo gallery.
(Speaking of bullshit man movies: '300' is the best cartoon I have seen in years.)