FanHouse: Fri AM 'La Russa's Only Sin is Caring Too Much' Edition

While waiting for Andy Reid's return press conference today, you really should read about the recent missive from Gilbert Arenas in which he explains his swag.

Or see how, in the mind of St. Louis media, Tony La Russa was drunk due to his "total devotion to winning games."

On the blotter: the granddaughter of NASCAR's co-founder has been impersonating a male police officer. And a Nebraska QB is cited for losing control of his road rage.

And though Michael Vick says that compartment in his bottle was for jewelry, the Miami-Dade police disagree.

NCAA Basketball:
How Nuts are the Expectations at Kentucky?
Why Did Tubby Smith Choose Minnesota?
Who Will Succeed Tubby Smith at Kentucky? Pt. I
Who Will Succeed Tubby Smith at Kentucky? Pt. II

Tubby Smith Jumps Before Being Pushed?

Is Memphis Good Enough for You Yet?
Oden Foul Trouble Wasn't Catastrophic for Ohio State
Acie Law's College Career Ends in a Very Non-Clutch Way
Josh McRoberts Is A Friggin' Idiot
UCLA D Too Much for Pitt
I Move to Strike 'Mid-Major' from B-Ball Lexicon
Did No-Lesbian Policy Force Rene Portland Out at Penn State?

What's One More Loss for Iona?

NBA:
With 60, Kobe Again Makes History
Kobe Bryant Hates the Memphis Grizzlies
Kobe Bryant's Scoring Orgy Continues
Mark Cuban Taunts Pistons Fans, Then Comments on Need4Sheed

Tony Parker: League's Most Annoying?

Artest Told to Stay 100 Yards Away From Family

Ben Wallace Joins the Starbury Revolution

Ralph Nader Calls Out LeBron

NASCAR:
It's Bristol, Baby!

Alltel Works Around Their Sponsorship Limitations
Stop! (Not) Police Officer! You're Under Arrest!

NCAAFB:
Don't Take Sam Keller's Parking Spot

Gus Malzahn Finally Running His Offense
Shuffling of Coaches No Big Deal to Schiano
Injuries Still Haunt Cougars as Spring Begins

MLB:
La Russa Apologizes For Arrest, As Does St. Louis Media
What's the Buzz in the Yankees Camp?
Biggio Upset With Baseball Over Demand to Remove Cancer Pin

Griffey Opines On Move To Right Field

Ryan Dempster Is a Ninja

Rafael Furcal Carted Off Field With Leg Injury

Kaz Matsui Wears Toe Socks

Doug Brocail Gets His Nails Done

NFL:

Michael Vick: Water Bottle Was for Jewelry
Police Dispute Michael Vick's Water Bottle Claim
Is Tony Dungy Like Ann Coulter and Tim Hardaway?
Times Yours: Andy Reid Returns to Eagles
Marshall Faulk to Officially Announce Retirement Monday
Jon Kitna Says Detroit Lions Will Win at Least 10 Games

Tim Hasselbeck Second to Manning, Second to Elizabeth

Sorry Ladies, Eli Manning is Off The Market

What Makes Anyone Think Matt Schaub Is an NFL Starter?

Randy Moss a Hot Topic in Packers' Locker Room