That Manny's grill is on sale on ebay for only $99 million.
And that when Big Baby jumps to the NBA he will both score and rebound, introducing a combination of talents the earth has never seen before.
Or about Billy Packer's MySpace. Or Michael Jordan's absurd ripped jeans look. (Right below)
But did you know Bob Ueker's stalker is back? Or that a viral infection saved Jorvorskie Lane from eating himself out of a job with Texas A&M?
No? That's probably because you're not blogging at 2AM. Here's to your health.
NBA:
Dirk Admits to Being Nervous In the Clutch
Kevin Durant Has Cost NBA Execs $60,000 So Far
'Big Baby' Davis Officially Heading to the NBA
Most Crushable Player: Agent Baby's Daddy
NFL:
Herm Edwards is The Punisher
Some Other Lucky City Will be Home to the Jerramy Stevens Experience
Redskins Trade Adam Archuleta to Bears
After Quinn and Russell, Who's Next: Stanton or Smith?
NCAA Basketball:
Tournament Bids Not Good Enough for Long Beach State
Mississippi State & West Virginia Get to the NIT Final Four
Othello Hunter: Ohio State's Other Big Man
MLB:
Manny Ramirez Wants to Sell You a Grill
Randy Johnson Will Start the Season on the DL
Carlos Beltran Wants Rickey to be Rickey With Someone Else
Don't Tell Tony La Russa Spring Training Doesn't Count
Ozzie Guillen Is Not a Fan of Reunions
Beer Fuels Tom Gorzelanny
College Football:
Butch Davis Undergoing Chemotherapy
Memo to NFL Teams: Avoid the Wolverines, Hokies and Tedford QB's
NASCAR:
Passing the Baton at Bristol
The Future Has Arrived
Other:
College Football:
Butch Davis Undergoing Chemotherapy
Memo to NFL Teams: Avoid the Wolverines, Hokies and Tedford QB's
NASCAR:
Passing the Baton at Bristol
The Future Has Arrived
Other: