Well, it seems, surprisingly, that Greg Maddux is a lot more juvenile than we thought. And that John Daly, the man who used to be able to play through concurrent hangovers, is now withdrawing from tournaments because of camera-click injuries.
Less surprising, perhaps: Ricky Williams offering free yoga lessons, Josh McRoberts getting the good calls from the refs and the announcers, or Bud Selig examining the urine of whoever he can.
Now you know. The rest. Of the story.
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Ricky Williams Tries to Avoid Strike Five
Peyton Manning to Host Saturday Night Live
A Brief History NFL Stars Hosting Saturday Night Live
Greg Maddux Apparently Likes to Pee on Rookies
Josh Hamilton Is Still Cocky
Which Really Grew, Barry Bonds' Feet Or Buster Olney's Nose?
Bud Selig Wants to Look at Everyone's Urine
Jerry Glanville Will Be Great at Portland State
John Daly Withdraws After Camera Click Causes Back Injury
Masters Coverage Will Expand to the Internets