FanHouse: Fri AM 'A-Rod's Type' Edition

Yesterday Bethlehem asked what kind of underdog LeBron James could be, and after last night's game MJD summed up the verdict: "I don't like LeBron, I don't particularly enjoy watching Mike Brown's brand of basketball, and the Cavs have at least two players I want to punch in the face every time I see them ... and I still want to own this game on DVD."

Elsewhere:

• If you didn't see it yourself, you can relive the second OT with Matt Watson's Live Blog from last night.
• Joy for Texas: Cowboys to Pay Terrell Owens $3 Million, Keep Him for 2007
• Steelers Coach on E-Mail Porn: 'I Hit the Wrong Button'
• Because you want to hear guys from Flushing screams "Sterrrrroids!" for 90 seconds: Mets Fans Heckle Barry Bonds (...and yet they love Guillermo Mota.)
  
• Report: Alex Rodriguez 'Likes the She-Male, Muscular Type'
• Snoop returns to the NHL, but this time he sounds like he's running for office.
  
• At this point in the French Open, Venus and Serena are America's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
  

Reports say there's some big NASACAR news coming this morning. In the meantime, scroll all the way down for a visual explanation of "The Kobe Game."

Have good weekends,
JCN

NFL:
DeAngelo Williams Should Be a High Pick in Your Fantasy Draft
Cowboys to Pay Terrell Owens $3 Million, Keep Him for 2007
Texans Locker Room Hijinx: 'You've Been Putzied!'
ESPN Argues Best Wide Receiver, Where's Chad Johnson?

Chad Johnson To Race Against a Horse

AirTran Flies Away From Vick, Will Other Sponsors Follow?

Report: Enough Evidence Gathered to Indict Vick

Michael Vick Is Nothing Like Duke Lacrosse Defendants
Steelers Coach on E-Mail Porn: 'I Hit the Wrong Button'
Despite Super Bowl Promise, Michael Vick Cuts His Hair
Lineman Joe Andruzzi Has Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma

NFL Bans Alcohol in Locker Rooms, Team Planes

Report: Tony Romo Calls Timeout With Carrie Underwood

Since When Have Voluntary Workouts Actually Been Voluntary?

Parking Issues Affect 49ers Stadium Plans

Giants' Burress and Shockey Pull Disappearing Act ... Again

MLB:
Tony Gwynn Wants Barry Bonds to Break the Record
Mets Fans Heckle Barry Bonds
Report: Alex Rodriguez 'Likes the She-Male, Muscular Type'
Missouri ATC Finds No Fault In Hancock Case
Somewhat Convenient: Jason Giambi Is Injured
Elijah Dukes and Wife Getting Divorced, Dawg
Can the Brewers Right the Ship?
Why's Everybody Hatin' On Brandon Inge?
Minor League Spotlight: On Bunting During a Hitting Streak
The Astros Might Never Win Again
Ryan Garko Is Not Impressed By Dice-K
The Guillermo Mota, Barry Bonds Hypocrisy
The Cubs Are Not Good at Players Only Meetings

NCAA Football:
Brewster Promises 'Fair' QB Competition
Bernie Machen is Plum Loco, Yo

NCAA Basketball:
If Billy D's Out, Who's In?
Lucas on Donovan: 'He Told Me He Wasn't Going Anywhere'
Gillispie's Tireless Work Ethic Evident in Russian Recruit

NASCAR:
Qualifying 43 On Time Isn't the Answer
'Major Announcement' for Busch Series Planned for This Morning
Random YouTube Magic: Jeff Gordon Rally Ride-Along

Das FanHaus:
Amputee Officially Banned From Olympics

NHL:
Cooking Up Some Ducky Delights
NHL Prospect Dating Game: Mikael Backlund
Snoop Dogg Does Hockey Night in Canada
Sonny Corleone, Henry Hill and the Stanley Cup Finals
Bad Ice, Worse Excuse for Ottawa
Pens Make Crosby Youngest Captain in NHL History
Kings D-Man Calls Coach 'Fool' with a 'Communist Style'

Golf:
One More Reason to Thank God John Daly Isn't a Woman
Mickelson Calls it a Day After 11 Holes
Johnny Miller: 'Right Now, Phil Is Better Than Tiger'
Tiger Woods: First $100 Million Man in Sports History

Creepy:
Gawk at Allison Stokke While You Sip Your Morning Coffee

Tennis:
Venus Williams Breaks Own Serve Record: 206 KPH
Serena, Venus Our Only French Open Hopes

The Bee:
Serrefine! Evan O'Dorney Wins National Spelling Bee
Catching Up With Rebecca Sealfon, the 'Euonym' Girl
Samir Patel Eliminated From National Spelling Bee
Instant Replay Saves Speller Claire Zhang on 'Burelage'
Stuart Scott Begins Bee By Spelling 'Booya'
Street Sense Out, Now No One Cares About the Belmont
Michael Vick Is Nothing Like Duke Lacrosse Defendants

NBA:
Will Antonio McDyess Be Suspended for Flagrant Foul on Varejao?
Cavaliers @ Pistons Game 5: 2nd Overtime Live Blog
LeBron James' 48 Stun Pistons in 2 OT Classic, 109-107
Sources Confirm Billy Donovan Will Leave Gators for Magic
Is Jermaine O'Neal Headed to the Lakers?
Larry Hughes Expects to Play Tonight
Paper: Billy Donovan Expected to Leave Florida for Magic
Longform Shoals: LeBron James, Underdog Or Malcontent?
Israel's Halperin Won't Be in the NBA Next Year
Game Five Preview: Can Cleveland Win in Detroit?
Introducing Kobe Bryant's New Game